Wednesday, March 30, 2005

How many of them are they?

I'm talking about "Law & Order" shows. It's about 4 or 5 of them now and they're all good. My fiancee and my sister got me hooked on them and now I can't stop watching. They come on NBC, TNT, and USA and watch them all.

Hell, I was watching a repeat of an episode tonight and Serena Williams was on there. It was bad acting, but she was in tight shorts and I was pleasantly surprised when I saw her.

In other news, I had to take a drug test today. That was fun...sike. First, I had to go to one office for this "fun boy" to tell me I had to walk two blocks and take a right to get to the office to take the test. Only, this jerk doesn't tell me which two blocks to walk and in downtown DC, there's a lot of different directions in which you can walk two blocks. When I finally get there, the girl (lady, female moose) acted like I was wrong for having to come in for a drug test. It's not my fault you handle other people's piss for a living.

Monday, March 28, 2005

The Invasion of a Metrosexual Male

Or an "Apple Martini Nigga" as my homie Dion Johnson would call one. Where did these guys come from? Who said it was cool to be almost gay?

This is all stemming from a trip I took to Republic Gardens this weekend for a friends birthday party with the fellas. I guess the way Farnsworth Bentley dresses is "fashionable," but seriously, is it cool to dress like him? I'm sorry, I can't see a heterosexual male watching Bentley on TV and saying: "I wanna look like him."

Then, whatever happened to drink beer, Hennessey and Coke, Screwdrivers? These idiots want to drink Martini's, Cosmos and these fruity ass daquiris. So now, you wanna drink like a female? Get a MGD or some Remi and act like a man.