What a Dumbass!!!

We have some people out here in the world who just don't know what to say out of their mouth. I mean, don't you have a brain in your head. Our list goes as:

Rafael Palmeiro: It's one thing to take steroids. It's also another thing to get in front of Congress and say you've never taken them before. It's on a whole other level when you test positive for them after all of that. You KNOW they're looking for you. You don't even try something that's hard to detect, you go old school and use one of the easiest steroids to detect. That's just stupid.

Superhead: Yes, the girl who's performed fellatio on just about every major black celebrity. Her book was doing well, but now, look for the sales to plummet. On a radio show recently, she got mad and hung on a radio personality because he asked her about Hurricane Katrina instead talking about her book. The only thing worst than a whore...is a dumb whore.

Barbara Bush: I would've expected something like this from her son, but not her. After all those years in politics you'd think she'd know better, but obviously, she doesn't. Just in case you don't know what she said, Hereit is:
Barbara Bush said: "Almost everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to
Houston. What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them."

Yeah, these poor darkies want to stay in Texas, which I'm not to fond of, but this whole sleeping on cots thing is a pretty good set-up for them. Yeah Barbara, I guess the Dumbass doesn't fall far from the tree.

Just this one time...

I don't ask for much, but I really need this one thing. I don't ask for a lot and the stuff I do ask for, most of the time I'm ok without. However, this thing, I've been asking for this for a long time and I'm real upset that I can get it.

What's even worse, is It's millions of other people who are asking for it, getting denied and are miserable just like me. Where's the compassion? Where's the humanity?

This has been going on since I was in Middle school, so it's been over ten years. So me and the countless others have had to deal with this pain for a long time. By now, you could've made a mistake and hooked us up once.

Now, I've had a blessed life and I'm thankful for what I've had, so don't think I'm ungrateful. It's just that this one thing hurts so bad.

So God, I know you're a compassionate God and I know you have love for your people. So just this one time, could you please let THE REDSKINS BEAT THE COWBOYS.

Amen.