Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I Warned You Last Summer...

But some of you ladies out there didn't wouldn't listen, so know I have to tell you again. Be aware of what you look like before you go outside. I went to the club this weekend and was ASTOUNDED by what I saw.

You ladies out here with the horrible feet...keep 'em in hiding. I'm dead serious. If my feet look better than yours...NO...forget that...If your feet look better than mine but there needed to be further investigation to come to that conclusion than you need to lock 'em up. I know you wanna be cute for the summer and get your toes painted and all that. Some things just don't work for everybody and that's not knock on you. You may be attractive, but your feet are on E. That official job Li Kim did on your toenails don't hide them corns and bunyans on your big toe. We can still see that out here.

Once again...KNOW your body type. Big and skinny girls out here wearing stuff that's not for them. I know it's a lot of pressure out here on you to keep up with the women who may have been blessed with better bodies by God. However, don't succumb to the pressure. Put on clothes that cover what needs to be covered. I've seen plenty big and skinny girls put on clothes that make them look good. Some of yall out her with these small ass shirts and booty shorts knowing yall ain't got the body for it. Yeah, dudes are looking at you, but they're also pointing and laughing as well. Only do what you can do folks.