Thursday, December 28, 2006

Upgrade Me? Be for Real!!!

*DISCLAIMER* To all the sisters out here with degrees, careers, money, houses, and cars, this does not apply to you. No need for you to be angry (For the most part).

Beyonce got these women out here turned upside down ON THEIR HEADS. All you dumb joants out here singing Upgrade You and Irreplaceable aren't using good logic. I've been listening to this crap ever since the album came out this summer and you women are out here singing this like it actually applies to them.

Alright lets breakdown "Upgrading" first. I'm 25-years-old with a degree and a career. So to "Upgrade" me you have to bring something more to the table. A degree, good job, commons sense, hatred for the Cowboys, good snatch...SOMETHING. While there are many sisters with degrees (as I mentioned before) most don't. Then there is a high probability of kids with those with no degrees. She may or may not be stuck in a dead-end job. Then they want some dude to take care of them while they don't want to cook, clean, work or anything.

So where's the upgrade? For that bull, I can be by myself. That sounds like a downgrade to me. A dude can find a lot of women to give up the vagina without dealing with all the mess you come with. Stop the madness slim. Seriously, you're 29-years-old with 3 kids by 2 different dudes, still living with your moms working a $10-15 an hour job. You need your ass whooped.

Now lets address being irreplaceable. This is simple math. Unfortunately brothers are being locked up and gunned down at a rate higher than any other ethnic group in America sooooooooo when you say "I can find another you in a minute:" you're lying to yourself babes. No, the dude who got coming over has about 2 or 3 other women JUST LIKE YOU on his roster. You running around singing that dumb shit instead working on yourself (which we all need to do). Then you can't figure out why your ass is 38 and it's looking bleak for marriage.

If a girl got a good dude with a degree, bread, career going, house and a car-he is NOT irreplaceable. It's not many out here. So who are you going to replace him with?

I know what I'm about to say is going to piss some women off. Men are like houses...Women are like cars.

As men get older, gain wealth and status we become more attractive. That's why many women already like to date older men. If I'm single at 35...I'll have a vast pool of women to choose from.

As women get older, gain wealth and status all that happens is their view on men become more jaded. Gravity starts to tug her. She thinks she still looks good, but not as good as she looked when she was in her 20's. If I can get a woman about her business, who still looks good and young enough to still rear healthy children...what good are you even if we are the same age? If a woman is single at 35...I hope she already has a man...because it's just going to get more difficult to find one.

Sorry ladies...I'm tired of hearing all this crap. Yall needed a reality check and I only deal with facts. Now, I'm not telling you to settle because there's no use being with someone if you're not happy. I'm telling you to know what your capable of.