Thursday, July 28, 2005

Halfway through the summer...

And I see some people didn't listen to my advice, but it's not as bad as summer's past so I'm not too upset. I do however, have another target this week. Middle-aged to old black men.

Yes, our fathers and grandfathers may be the funniest group of people out there. They're even funnier when they're drunk. They get their Cadillacs and Navigators washed because they going to the cookout or the cabaret today. You got your linen suit on with the matching hat and you look clean all they down to your...wait a minute...what kind of shoes do you have on?

You went thrown all that trouble searching for that outfit you bought at Cavalier's out of business sale and you wearing sandals with it. Man, who wants to see your rough ass feet? You know Cavalier had a pair of Stacy Adam's on sale that day too, but you thought those sandals was gonna set the outfit off right? WRONG!!! Your feet look like eagle talons and you got the nerve to let loose on society.

Don't let one of these fools have on a short set, because what are they wearing now??? F-in knee high church socks with some white low-top sneakers. Seriously, do you put on your clothes and say to yourself..."this looks fine?" Where are your kids, your wife, girlfriend or somebody to stop you and say "you can't go with me looking like that." Let's stop the madness please.