Tuesday, June 07, 2005

"I can't live without my radio"

But I wish we can get some better music on it. I was listening to the radio last week and I realized that we are at the point of no return. We got three songs, "Gimme Dat" by Webbie, "Grind with Me" by Pretty Ricky (What kinda name is that?), and "Wait" by the Ying Yang Twins (I tried to warn yall about them). None of those songs should be on the radio. If there was a such thing as pornographic radio, those songs would be rated XXX. Maybe it's just me, but how can you play these songs when you KNOW little kids are listening to the radio. This type of music, along with society as a whole, is distorting the way relationships between a man and a woman should go. This is OUR fault. The end is near.


To other things. The Mormon temple that you see on the beltway in MoCo gets on my nerves. I don't have a problem with Mormons or with the temple itself. I have a problem with the idiots who see the temple EVERY SINGLE DAY but always hit the brakes when they see it. I mean, it's not like it just sprouted during the eight hours while your simple ass was at work. Please, just drive.


I've set some goals for the month. There will be no clubbing for the month and I'm going to try to gain 5 pounds. The clubs can put a strain on your pocket, plus it just seems like a waste of money now. I got on the scale at my job yesterday and I noticed that I lost a lot of weight and for a skinny dude, that's not good. I have been eating a lot lately and I'm going to start getting in the gym this weekend. I want to set another goal, but that there's another person involved with that one so...


My new job is going well so far. I found out that my boss is Persian and I didn't even have to be that GUY and ask. I'm staying real busy so far. I had somebody call me Mr. My last name (no gubment) today and that felt so good. I'm getting business cards next week to so I'm super-siced about that. It's kinda funny tho, it's way more minorities working there than white folks. I'm talking like black folks at Loyola type ratio and even one of the white people be goin to Go-Go, so he's clear.


The Mike Tyson fight is in town this week and it's probably going to be wild in the city this weekend. Count me as one of the people NOT taking in the festivities. In if I didn't vow to not party this month, I probably would still sit this one out. Whenever events like this happen, bammas start fakin hard. Spending all their money and for what? Dudes, most likely, u gon get no play and ladies, if you do meet a so-called "baller," he ain't gon' do nuthin' but smash and dash.


Sean Taylor, your pops is a sheriff so I know you know better. IF SOMEONE STEALS YOUR CAR; CALL THE POLICE!!! Do not try to take matters in your own hands. You almost got shot and know you caught some charges. So much for that contract re-negotiation.


Until next time...and I'll probably be single then too.

Monday, June 06, 2005

What I've been thinking about

These are just the idle thoughts I've been having lately...

I knew Dwayne Wade was good, but I was very skeptical to start saying he was the best guard in the NBA because he had just finished burning the Wizards. He's been doing it to the Pistons now and putting up numbers that Kobe couldn't even do. What's more impressive is that he can do it with a major limitation to his game, he can't shoot.

I could watch Emmanuel David Ginobli play all day long. He just put some moves on bammas in the series with the Suns that was ridiculous.

Speaking of the Suns, will the person who stole Shawn Marion's game please give it back?

Baffling thought of the week: So on August 28, 2004, everyone was all up in arms about why the USA didn't win the gold medal in basketball. One of the major reasons why is because they didn't have nearly enough time together to play championship level basketball. So, now we have to send a team to the Tournament of the Americas to qualify for the World championships. That tournament begins August 24 this summer. They are going to have tryouts for that team using pro players from leagues other than the NBA (NBDL, CBA, Euroleague) beginning August 6. So you're going to make the same dumb ass mistake with players lacking the skill level that those NBA players have. That makes no sense.

Dumbest question I was asked recently: TNT shows their promo for game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals Sunday night and my sister, know full well it's a best 4 out-of-7 series, says: So the series is tied 3-3 right? Nah, Miami is up 4-2, but they wanted to give Detroit a Mulligan.

Lil Wayne got loose (No Homo) on that Al Green joant.

Juvenile thought of the week: Anybody who watched GI Joe remember the Cobra Twins who felt everything the other felt. I know now that this is impossible, but what if it was? What if one of them was getting some good dome while the other was in a business meeting or something? Wouldn't that be funny?

I mean really, why is Roy Jones Jr. trying to rap? Maybe he thought he'd be good at that now since he's been bad at ducking punches recently.