The Invasion of a Metrosexual Male

Or an "Apple Martini Nigga" as my homie Dion Johnson would call one. Where did these guys come from? Who said it was cool to be almost gay?

This is all stemming from a trip I took to Republic Gardens this weekend for a friends birthday party with the fellas. I guess the way Farnsworth Bentley dresses is "fashionable," but seriously, is it cool to dress like him? I'm sorry, I can't see a heterosexual male watching Bentley on TV and saying: "I wanna look like him."

Then, whatever happened to drink beer, Hennessey and Coke, Screwdrivers? These idiots want to drink Martini's, Cosmos and these fruity ass daquiris. So now, you wanna drink like a female? Get a MGD or some Remi and act like a man.