Yeah...you're sorry alright

As Ike Turner said in What's Love Got to Do with It, "About the sorriest muthaf*cka I ever seen." Ole Dubya and his partner in crime, Tony Blair, sent out a half assed apology last week about their misstakes in the WAR ON TERROR (oooh).

Now they didn't apologize for going into Iraq with sketchy evidence that there were WMD's or for being able to find Saddam easily and after five years still can't seem to find Bin Laden, who's on Dialysis (Amazing). They apologized for the "tough talk." WHAT? That's the only thing you've done wrong? C'mon now folks...you KNOW you messed up. In honor of half-assed apologies, I've decided to send out a few of my on today.

To the girl I embarrassed in the Towson University Black Student Union meeting about 2 1/2 years ago: I'm not sorry that I embarrassed you or that so many people had to see it. I'm sorry that you showed up that day.

To the girl I used to _____ sophomore year at ECU: I'm not sorry that I dumped you and made you walk across campus to do it. I'm sorry that I didn't get it in one last time before I did it.

To my professor in one of Mass Comm classes: I'm not sorry that I chumped you into calling my name first. I'm sorry that you were such a chicken.


In other news:

In my white girl list, I failed to mention one woman, Charlize Thereon.* Anybody else just didn't make the cut.

I'm very close to being in a relationship and I'm scared to death. We'll see what happens though.

My birthday just passed and I'm now 25. I REALLY can't believe I'm this old now. This is crazy.

Until next time.