In Honor of OJ and Kobe...

I've decided I'd put together a list of the Top-10 white girls I'd ____. Now, this is done completely for entertainment purposes (i.e. for laughs). I love my sistas. However, if I was still rolling and had the opportunity...these 10 brawds could get it.

10. Kerri Walsh

2004 Olympic Gold Medalist in beach volleyball. She is tall so I know she's flexible. You can work with something like that.

9. Rachel McAdams

The dimples will getcha every time. Made Mean Girls worth watching.

8. Stacey Dales

Man...most dudes wouldn't know who she was so I could take her to the court and we could get our hustle on. Good stamina makes for long sessions ;).

7. Uma Thurman

She used to be sometimey. Now she could get it all the time. Something about her murderous rampage in the Kill Bill movies that turned me on.

6. Emmy Rossum

This girl was in The Day After Tomorrow. If the world really was about to end...she would definitely be a good person to end it with.

5. Shannon Elizabeth

Nadia. Enough said.

4. Jaime Pressley

It takes a special joant to make being a redneck look sexy. That's exactly what Jaime does as "Joy" on My Name is Earl. She's even married to a black dude on the show. "Hey Crabman."

3. Denise Richards

Charlie Sheen lunchin' out here. Who could have possibly been messing with that's badder than her? Off dat Eric Benet ish for real. Get a grip homie.

2. Ashley Judd

Seriously...anybody that looks this good and can go to the basketball game with me and cheer just as hard as I would is a keeper. I'd make love to Ashley at midcourt in Rupp Arena in a minute.

1. Famke Janssen

First the Dutch gave us the "Red Light District." Then they gave us speedskaters. Now they give us this. Thank you Holland. I can see why Wolverine wants to put his steel in Jean Grey.