Silas Grant's initial rant

This is the first installment, of which I hope there will be many, of special guest appearances by my man Sal. He's a funny guy whose blog I enjoy reading.

"Man, I need a Ride Home"
By Salvador Gabor

Aight, I just found a pen so I had to write you. Dog, you know me and "Louisiana" was living together right? I had this girl named "Katrina" on the side. "Louisiana", now thats my MAIN JANE. She knew about my ladies on the side. She really didn't care as long as I came home every night. So I was kinda like messing with "Katrina" alot lately. But I couldn't give her ALL of my time. So she would get mad. Man when I was with "Louisiana", that broad........man o man.......she would let me gamble in her house, get drunk in her house AND play my music as loud as I wanted to. "Katrina" always wanted to go to the beach. I aint for all that water and sun. Im in the house, playing cards and getting drunk.

The other night "Katrina" called my phone. "Louisiana" knew it was her calling me but, like I said, she aint care. "Katrina" knew I was living with "Louisiana" and threatened to come pass the house and do some harm to ya boy. I didn't believe her. "Louisiana" kinda wanted me to leave but, I told her no, "Its nothing serious". Man I was a FOOL. "Katrina" came thru and raised hell. She came in and I was "sleep". She poured water all on me. I woke up shaking and with chills. "Katrina" KEPT pouring water on me. She was slapping me. She was hitting me. She was punching me. She tried to kill me. And "Louisiana" sat there and watched. "I told you so, you shoulda left". THEN "Louisiana" put me OUT. I had NO where to go. I called my friend who was dating an older lady named Miss Issippi. HE musta been dating "Katrina" on the side too cause, she left my house and went to HIS house. Miss Issippi put HIM out too. So my first thought was to call my nigga George. I KNEW he would come pick me up. Then he could get my friend from Miss Issipi's house and could at least get us to my man "Houston's" house. And it's messed up cause a while ago this chick named "Isabel" came thru his brother Jeb's house and got into a fight with Jeb's girlfriend named "Florida" and George came and picked him up. BUT, that's his family and I respect that. But that nigga could at least come get me.

So now I finally got to my nigga "Houston's" house. He got like 300 niggas living in here. Its all types of gang bangin and hustlin and killin going on in here. I cant even get a shower. I've been eating lima beans and lunchables every day. I just need a ride. "Katrina" messed up my house and "Louisiana" put me out. COME get me.

Yours Truly,
Montrell "Baby Boy" Williams

Check out Sal's blog at http://www.sallimo.blogspot.com