It Started So Innocently-2006

Yes, this past weekend our annual Holiday Party took place and once again we had a ball. This was our fifth party and it drew the most people, who drank the most liquor and cut the most fool.

To get in-depth background on the party, you can go back and read my blog with the same title from last year. Many of the people you read about last year were not there this year, but my goodness they were replaced with some people who were even crazier.

One person who was back was the dude who spilled his drink on me last year and then tried to blame it on me. Now he didn't mess with me this year, he just got on the DJ's nerves.

"If ya play that James Brown...people would dance." If you weren't so busy being a jackass to the DJ you'd realize that people were already dancing.

A new edition was the bartender. We decided that my father and my cousin made drinks a lil' bit too strong and we needed to hire a professional. Nysey did a great job. We were, however, deeply saddened by her keeping the babies tucked away. She did make out like a fat rat on the tips though.

But despite all of that, free liquor tends to get people drunk.

My man Lenny. I guess I kept missing him going to get his drink. One minute he's just showing up and the next minute he's drunk on the dance floor doing the Tony Yayo "You Can't See Me" dance to the CHA CHA SLIDE. I think this man danced all night long whether it was by himself or whether he was trying his ill-fated attempt at Avoria.

Background info on Avoria: She's married, with children and a nice house in Accokeek. This was the first time most of my friends had ever saw her but I've known her most of my life so I'm prepared for the it. They weren't. That led to the question everybody was asking: "Ay Gee, who is that joant in the gold?"

Back to Lenny, he continued to dance with her or try to until I realized what he was doing and told him it was pointless...NOT GON' HAPPEN CHAMP!!! I still had to challenge that man to a Beat Yo' Feet contest tho.


Than there was Evan from next door. He's not 21 yet so we were kinda wrong letting him drink, but he was doing right in front of his mother and if she didn't care...I didn't especially since all he had to do was walk next door. This boy got fried and took it upon himself to tell everybody he lived next door about 5 times per person. He was wild out there on the dance floor, but not like

BIG TIM. Maaaaaaaaaan. He was mixing that brown and white and even the bartender told me later that she was jye scared. Man...all I know is if Josh couldn't be there, then Tim was the next best thing. He was gone ya hear me. Out there dancing by himself to Jay-Z, Crime Mob and I must admit I had to step out there wit 'em when the Pastor Troy came on. Had to take it back to those Towson days. Tim doesn't have much rhythm tho and when he's drunk and is just out there...HILARITY. He was in the same zone Lenny was in.


There can only be one main event though. That belongs to my Uncle Clarence and Sheeka. MAN. I knew it was coming all night because my uncle gets it in and he's not just going to sit around and watch the women just sit there. Usually he grabs them up, but I guess he felt like being polite. My man walked over to the table where a 1/3 of the ladies of Bombdotcom were sitting and I pointed out the one I knew would give him the biz on the floor. Now when my Unc dances...it's usually all about him. NOT TONIGHT. Sheeka is blessed in backside and when he saw it...he knew it wasn't all about him. She threw it on him, but like a true Barnette...he was up for the challenge. My man even hit a spin move on her.


All in all, we had a good time once again. I had a mean hangover the next day, but man was it worth it.